Bushboy was attending his Nova club's monthly meeting and had just told them
he couldn't make the camping trip scheduled for the next day because his
wife wouldn't let him go. After listening to the jeers and other derisive
remarks from his fellow Nova friends Bushboy left to go back home to his
wife.
When Bushboy's friends started arriving to set up camp the next day, who
should be there but Bushboy sitting up in front of his Eureka, tent up, tinny
in hand, barbie cooking away.
"How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Bushboy?
"I didn't have to" was Bushboy's reply.
"When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a
beer to drown my sorrows.
Then my wife Snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said,
'Surprise'!"
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see -
through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the
bed and you can do whatever you want."
So here I am!
See ya all at the next show
Bushboy