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    May offend only read if not easilly offended

    For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, you don't know Jack Shit? Thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Argh Shit who married Oh Shit, the owners of Knee Deep N Shit Inc. In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit and had a rather nervous child named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit n Giva Shit married the Happens brothers n had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit travelled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Shit. Easy innit
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    Re: May offend only read if not easilly offended

    I remember an internet flash video about this once, was very funny.
    I believe it is spelt "Schit" on the video, something like that anyway.

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